Disco Party Blog

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By: Pocket Protectorate

Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick.
Byte - What your pitbull done to cousin Jethro.
Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.
Terminal - Time to call the undertaker.
Crash - When you go to Junior’s party uninvited.
Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.
Diskette - Female Disco dancer.
Fax - What you lie about to the IRS.
Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.
Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
Mac - Big Bubba’s favorite fast food.
Megahertz - How your head feels after 17 beers.
Modem - What you do when the grass gets too high.
Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.
Network - Scooping up a big fish before it breaks the line.
ROM - Where the pope lives.
Screen - Keeps mosquitoes off the porch.
Serial Port - A red wine you drink with breakfast.
Superconductor - Amt

By: Buttons & A Bow

in california

By: cap_n_ace

in Time to Dance by Panic! at the Disco, it says
‘ boys will be boys hiding in estrogen and wearing Aubergine dreams.’ but whenever i try to find out what aubergine is, it says eggplant. (???) please… does it mean eggplant in the song or something else…

By: •♦♥RipPed♥JeAnS♥♦•

I need one for the holiday, school, weekends, and partys..
if u can come up wit the best outfits. I’ll give u 5 stars! I also need it to be affordable. I am a 13 year old 5″0″ thanks if you help!
yeh..limited too abercrombie, areo, basically anywhere
Ok color..don’t matter…to me I love to be colorful tho. anyways…no oldish color please…

By: ly Huynh

My whole life i have been isolated from the real world by my mother. I am only allowed to leave the house to go to school.

I’m now 17, i am not allowed to meet friends, i am not allowed to go to a pub, i am not allowed to go to the disco. The result of being isolated for my whole youth is now; i am very dependent. I do not know how to travel by train on my own since i was never allowed to do so, i do not know what a disco/pub looks like. My life is pretty fucked up, i can say.

I don’t know what to do. How can i learn all those basic things that a 14 year old ought to know? I’m 18 next year and i still haven’t learnt all those things. I feel useless, dumb, i’d like to talk to someone about this mess. Please, can someone lend me a listening ear?

By: Greg C

wat is ur favorite song by all 3 of these artists? just curious.

By: Q-T!!!

ok when you turn 18 you know how you have to pick one of the partys to be in when you vote?

well what are they and what do all of them mean?

By: Takashi

what does a wet dream in a webzine mean?

By: SPIFFY!

I’ve been staring at it for about half and hour, and I haven’t gotten anywhere. Lemme know if you figure anything out!

By: heartlesswonder5